Child recall program

.: (You really should read this first!) :.

I think they need to create a child recall program. They could easily set the qualifications for children between the ages of 12-17. There needs to be some incentive for children to behave in order to continue into adulthood. It would definately be a program for OTHER people's children, because MY children are little angels who take responsibility for their own lives and love to provide solutions to the trouble the create in their lives.

So a program for other people's children would be good. ('cause I am totally fine with counting down the days 'til they move to independence and freedom).

Teenage children have many wonderful talents. Like the ability to spend 4 hours complaining about doing a task that takes 30mins to do. Don't get me wrong, younger children are capable of prolonging the timeframe of task completion, but teens have mastered the ability to add 'pizazz' to the misery of complaint. Pizazz - now that's a word that always seems to conjure in my mind the idea of 'jazz hands' with a subtle shaking for that motion effect. Of course, next time I see a teenager who begins to complain I will have to say, "Oooo, that's good, now show me the jazz hands". You see my life is full of sarcasm and inside jokes. It helps me cope with the insanity.

That's my rant. Enjoy your day!

Comments

Anna said…
That's good! I'd love to be there when you tell your teenager(s) to do jazz hands. I like it. Maybe I should do it myself when I'm complaining. Make things more lighthearted and then I'd probably get to the task!

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