It be once again time t' talk like a pirate.

Avast! One o' me favorite days be here.
It's Talk Like a Pirate Day!

I think I may have t' stop talkin' like a scurvy dog for me conference call with the landlubbers and scallywags at work today. That might turn out t' be a bit awkward. After the conversatin' I'd best smartly get back to my regular pirate banter. Arrr! I need t' be better versed in me pirate talk so I think it be good practice t' run me words through a translator. Arrr! How many o' you be goin' t' talk like a pirate today? This should be a fun and eventful day! Arrr!

(Courtesy of Talklikeapirate.com )
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.


Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates


10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!

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Aye, 'n for me broth'r and his wee offspring, Here be how t' talk like a pirate in Swedish.

Ahhh... good times ARrrgh!

Comments

scrapmom4 said…
Funny! Thanks for the Swedish link.
LEs.
Barbara said…
You and your obscene pick-up lines! I ought to wash your keyboard out with soap! (Can you do that to a pirate?)

--Love, Mom

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